Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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