I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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