Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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