check it out our google latitudes are spooning
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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