have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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