dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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