We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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