YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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