the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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