I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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