THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I can't turn off my feet"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Randomize
