Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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