areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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