Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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