How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just cropdusted the office
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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