your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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