Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
