: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Randomize
