Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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