idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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