Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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