Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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