So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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