HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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