so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
