Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
COCAINE IS GR8
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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