Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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