is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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