Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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