Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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