i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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