quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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