I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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