This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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