I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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