well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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