He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
that is very illegal...i love you.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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