Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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