You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
