can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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