Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize