We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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