what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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