Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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