pedialite and red bull = repair kit
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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