he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
When are your genitals available?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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