It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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