Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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