Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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