TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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