is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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