He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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