My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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