we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize